1. You watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall 5 times in one day.
2. You can't bear the thought of throwing out your acrylic paint-covered jeans from Spirit Week sophomore year, so you take them with you wherever you move.
3. You get scared in the middle of the night by a strange clicking noise, only to realize it's your beloved pet hermit crabs.
4. Your boyfriend buys you hermit crabs for your one year anniversary.
5. You name one of these hermit crabs Turtle.
6. You tell a daddy long leg to please evacuate your screen door immediately, and get frustrated when he doesn't listen.
7. You have a strange addiction to shredding things in your paper shredder.
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